Reno and Rude hijinks

[fireheadturk]

[Fuck yeah, Friday! And they're off until next Friday!

Reno barges into Rude's half of their office suite, grinning]

C'mon, man, we're going to hit up every bar between here and Rocket Town.

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[thatsjustrude]

[Rude looks up from a folder he was studying. At Reno's interruption, he snaps the folder shut]

Right on time.

[fireheadturk]

Tseng, Elena, and the newest recruits just pulled up. Let's get outta here before they get to the offices. There's a reason I ain't allowed on company property during the first week.

[He harasses the newbies too much]

[thatsjustrude]

That's what the second week is for.

[Rude's suit jacket was draped over the arm of a nearby chair, and he grabs it as he stands. The sunglasses were a permanent feature and were already shading his eyes. One wonders how he worked indoors like that. He tossed the file he was working on into a file cabinet and locked it away. It was something they would both wait a week for.
He motions for Reno to lead the way]

[fireheadturk]

I got two questions for you, buddy.

[He leads the way, forever talking. He doesn't actually ask his question until they're in the elevator, though.]

One, do you sleep with those damn shades? Two, how many places are you pierced?

[He knows, but he also knows that the doors will open when Rude answers the second question and he wants to freak the newbies out]

[thatsjustrude]

[Rude isn't unaware of the timing of the question, but he'll play along. He straightens up at the mention of the sunglasses]

Of course not. They'd get damaged. [not that Rude's partner was good the health of his sunglasses either]

[He seems to consider the question, putting his answer just as the elevator doors start to open]

Eight where you can see, and three where you can't. Most of them are deep or gauged.

[fireheadturk]

[And all the newbies on that elevator just sort of gape at Rude and Reno. Elena just rolls her eyes and shoos them off so the other two can get on. The doors shut, and Reno pumps his fist]

I think half of those looks were 'holy shit that's fucking hot' looks, dude.